Self-professed Awkward Black Girl, Issa Rae, hates going to the club. She really does. In this episode of Vogue‘s Sad Hot Girls, Issa reels off a plethora of excuses why she should stay indoors. Unfortunately, one of her galpals manages to lure her from her out from the comfort of her lure, but how did it all end?

Watch Issa Rae‘s hilarious Sad Hot Girl story here.