Imagine accidentally flushing $13,000 down the toilet. Now imagine it was your butt crack jewelry. Welcome to Cardi B’s chaotic week. The Grammy-winning rapper just revealed that she accidentally flushed her $13,000 butt crack piercing down the toilet. Yes, you read that right!
The rapper admitted she lost her ultra-expensive Maria Tash butt crack piercing… in the most Cardi way possible.
In true Cardi fashion, she didn’t just drop the bombshell; she turned it into a hilarious story. “So let me tell you something terrible that happened to me,” she began, already setting the stage for one of her iconic rants. “As you all know, I got my butt crack pierced. And no kizzy, I have a thirteen-thousand-dollar Maria Tash piercing in my butt crack.”
“Guess what? I lost it. I was washing my ass, and I realized that I don’t have it,” she continued. “So I’m like, ‘I really did flush the B down the toilet.’ Thirteen thousand.”
Losing a $13K piece of jewelry is bad enough, but Cardi’s mind immediately jumped to another level. “I’m like, somebody is putting juju on me,” she joked, referring to spiritual bad luck. “Like, I don’t know what is going on. I probably talked bad about somebody’s kid or something. Or I probably talked bad about somebody’s mother.”
Cardi, ever the businesswoman, wasn’t about to let her expensive mistake go without trying to cut a deal. “Maria Tash, if you hear this one, I lost my sh*t,” she pleaded. “Please give me a discount.”
In a Jan. 27 post to X (formerly Twitter), the 32–year–old announced her newest accessory and put a crack in naysayers’ claims that she was not telling the truth about it.
In reaction, numerous users expressed their skepticism, with one commenting, “show me a photo or it didn’t occur.” However, the Bodak Yellow rapper demonstrated her honesty by sharing a detailed photo of the new jewelry and captioning it, “Do I lie ?”
In the photo, Cardi’s latest accessory, often called a “valley piercing, ” was positioned at the upper part of her backside, just above her floral lower back tattoo extending into the top section of her rear.
So, is this the most expensive flush of all time? Quite possibly.
